[ Like trying to arrest her. Like his abuses of the people. Like...Like turning her parents against her...But no, she did that herself, didn't she. Anyway. Whatever. She's over it. ]
But the fashion choices definitely didn't help. Anyway, unfortunately, I didn't manage to break his nose. When I say unfortunately, I mean unfortunately for him, since it only could have improved his stupid rat face.
Birds on hats were en vogue at that time, but everyone else had chosen songbirds.
[ Alexandrie rolls her eyes. ]
It made every event sound like a cheerful morning in an extremely populated forest. Not to say I was exempt, but I had a lovely pair of turtledoves who were fairly quiet.
Madame du Marchand, on the other hand, in an attempt to outclass everyone daringly, once wore a swan. Tied, like a hat, to her head.
[ She starts giggling. ]
She'd drugged it, or had a servant do it, and it was quite sweet asleep, but it woke up halfway through the evening.
Worry not, it got its just vengeance. I can no longer say I have never seen a hat hiss and bite before. [ the giggling increases. ] It also got away with her wig.
For propriety's sake we all had to act as if nothing at all had happened, but I honestly nearly died in the process of doing so.
I suppose in a way she got her wish. It was certainly talked about.
[ Kitty's still shy and self-conscious in her movements as she clambers out, but it's less bad now. She slips into a robe and waits for Lexie to lead the way. ]
[ Lexie stretches out of the water like some manner of nymph, the quality of her movements a near polar opposite of Kitty's, to retrieve a robe for herself and do so, ringing the bell again on the way out.
She leads Kitty back out to the veranda they'd passed through on the way in, gesturing to one of the outside attendants who takes them to a pair of lounges open on both sides. They're quite comfortable, and Lexie wastes little time situating herself on one of them.]
She shall send them out presently. Until then, we rest, enjoy the bit of breeze, and have some wine, if you care for it. I believe there is some manner of fruit water to be had if you do not.
[ Unsurprisingly, Kitty does not care for wine. Still, she does a decent job of trying to relax: she doesn't manage Lexie's insouciant sprawl, but she does curl catlike up on the couch, feet drawn in beside her, elbow propped on the armrest.
When there aren't attendants in the room, Kitty can't help but ask - ]
[ if Lexie sounds the slightest bit concerned, it's only for Kitty's benefit. ]
I imagine at the very least that these men and women are. It is a reputable establishment, and such people know that poorly compensated staff compensate their employers in turn with poor work, and I have seen nothing but calm and attentive efficiency in my visits here.
[ as if to illustrate this, someone appears with a glass of water with an assortment of fresh looking berries bobbing in it for Kitty and a glass of pale wine already beading with condensation for Lexie, having overheard rather than being directly asked, then quickly disappear afterwards. She takes a sip and nods appreciatively. ]
I know full well that there are those who mistreat their servants and staff. [ this at least she sounds genuinely displeased with. ] It is to the detriment of all involved parties.
The usual ways. Overtaxing them purposefully, making demands far from the realm of reason out of some wicked desire to assert ones authority and afterwards inflicting punishment of one kind or another simply because they can.
[ she takes another sip ]
It does not end well for anyone. Such poorly treated staff often get their vengeance in one way or another. One lady who beat her maid repeatedly found a rival's Bard added quietly to the guest list of one of her parties and was summarily poisoned. The maid was found out, unfortunately. I cannot recall what happened to her, but I imagine whatever it was she faced it rather victoriously.
There was a woman from a few neighborhoods over who was a servant to a magician and dumped boiling tea right in his lap. Got sent to the Tower, and they published her confessions before the execution. I don't think it's possible to go out really victorious, when powerful people who hate you have got a hold of you.
[ A breath. Right. Cheerful, cheerful. ]
But I'm sure it was really satisfying at the time.
Perhaps so. But there will always be those with power, and those who have it not. It is simply the way things have been ordained.
[ ya girl was born and raised in a feudalistic Divine Right monarchy in a country that contains the seat of the Southern Chantry's power. whatever her religious beliefs or lack thereof, any denial of those concepts is near unthinkable. ]
That said, it is the responsibility of those who have it to care for those below them, and subverting that in either direction brings consequence. That it often rides harder on those lower in society is regrettable, I grant.
[ it is at this time that two attendants appear with the necessary tools and begin to quietly set themselves up on the outsides of the lounges. shortly thereafter Lexie adjusts herself so that she can comfortably offer her hand to the woman near her while still looking at Kitty. ]
But! What happened to our delightful conversation about terrible handkerchiefs, the existence of which is an affront to the Maker himself? If there is one such, surely you must have other stories.
The righteous destruction of terrible handkerchiefs? Of course.
[ okay, okay, she promised. 'but so did you,' says the look she passes over to Kitty. ]
As to the other, I do. The alternative is that there is no true order to the world at all. If everything were accident combined with man's devising, then there is no reason to respect any structure of any society, nor any reason save what one can dream up for oneself to care for those within it. 'You ought to because I think it is good to do so and I say so' has far less power than 'so it has been ordained'.
[ another sip of her drink, mostly for punctuation. ]
And I trust the motivations of men far less than I trust the motivations of the Maker.
[ and she doesn't even think about the Maker all that often. ]
[ Kitty shakes her head slightly, then responds: ]
Well, I was born about as low as you can get. Born to die in a factory or die after pouring boiling tea in a magician's lap. And - oh, sorry.
[ She's accidentally yanked her hand out of the attendant's grip as she's gestured broadly to emphasize her point. Rather embarrassed, she hands it back over, then goes on: ]
Anyway. I've never seen any sense to it. I'm cleverer than nine-tenths of those who are supposed to be my betters, and more thoughtful, and better-read, and harder-working. It doesn't make sense that if there's a Maker or something like him, he'd want me to serve people who frankly aren't half so good as me. The only thing that makes sense is that they had the good fortune to be born in the right circumstances.
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Date: 2018-07-25 10:06 pm (UTC)White lace. And he had the audacity to describe himself to me as well turned-out.
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Date: 2018-07-25 10:15 pm (UTC)I was hoping perhaps at the very least for red, to see minute effort to match shown in any conceivable way, but no.
Sacre merde, he would be well turned out. Of my home. Immediately.
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Date: 2018-07-25 10:19 pm (UTC)I did punch him in the face.
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Date: 2018-07-25 10:22 pm (UTC)[ then, with amusement: ] Tell me he bled. At least then he would have had a second source of red accent.
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Date: 2018-07-25 10:51 pm (UTC)[ Like trying to arrest her. Like his abuses of the people. Like...Like turning her parents against her...But no, she did that herself, didn't she. Anyway. Whatever. She's over it. ]
But the fashion choices definitely didn't help. Anyway, unfortunately, I didn't manage to break his nose. When I say unfortunately, I mean unfortunately for him, since it only could have improved his stupid rat face.
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Date: 2018-07-25 11:10 pm (UTC)[ Alexandrie chuckles, thinking of something. ]
Once, Madame du Marchand attempted to wear a live swan to a party as a hat.
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Date: 2018-07-25 11:26 pm (UTC)[ Alexandrie rolls her eyes. ]
It made every event sound like a cheerful morning in an extremely populated forest. Not to say I was exempt, but I had a lovely pair of turtledoves who were fairly quiet.
Madame du Marchand, on the other hand, in an attempt to outclass everyone daringly, once wore a swan. Tied, like a hat, to her head.
[ She starts giggling. ]
She'd drugged it, or had a servant do it, and it was quite sweet asleep, but it woke up halfway through the evening.
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Date: 2018-07-25 11:28 pm (UTC)Oh, no. Oh, the poor thing.
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Date: 2018-07-25 11:33 pm (UTC)Worry not, it got its just vengeance. I can no longer say I have never seen a hat hiss and bite before. [ the giggling increases. ] It also got away with her wig.
For propriety's sake we all had to act as if nothing at all had happened, but I honestly nearly died in the process of doing so.
I suppose in a way she got her wish. It was certainly talked about.
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Date: 2018-07-25 11:46 pm (UTC)[ She does NOT CARE ABOUT RICH PEOPLE ]
God, your country's weird.
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Date: 2018-07-26 12:13 am (UTC)[ She eyes her hands and then tsks. ]
Ah, quel dommage, I am becoming a wizened old woman. Shall we onwards? There are robes of several sizes on the shelves.
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Date: 2018-07-26 12:17 am (UTC)[ Kitty's still shy and self-conscious in her movements as she clambers out, but it's less bad now. She slips into a robe and waits for Lexie to lead the way. ]
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Date: 2018-07-26 01:17 am (UTC)She leads Kitty back out to the veranda they'd passed through on the way in, gesturing to one of the outside attendants who takes them to a pair of lounges open on both sides. They're quite comfortable, and Lexie wastes little time situating herself on one of them.]
She shall send them out presently. Until then, we rest, enjoy the bit of breeze, and have some wine, if you care for it. I believe there is some manner of fruit water to be had if you do not.
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Date: 2018-07-30 02:34 pm (UTC)[ Unsurprisingly, Kitty does not care for wine. Still, she does a decent job of trying to relax: she doesn't manage Lexie's insouciant sprawl, but she does curl catlike up on the couch, feet drawn in beside her, elbow propped on the armrest.
When there aren't attendants in the room, Kitty can't help but ask - ]
Do they get paid a decent wage?
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Date: 2018-07-30 04:49 pm (UTC)[ if Lexie sounds the slightest bit concerned, it's only for Kitty's benefit. ]
I imagine at the very least that these men and women are. It is a reputable establishment, and such people know that poorly compensated staff compensate their employers in turn with poor work, and I have seen nothing but calm and attentive efficiency in my visits here.
[ as if to illustrate this, someone appears with a glass of water with an assortment of fresh looking berries bobbing in it for Kitty and a glass of pale wine already beading with condensation for Lexie, having overheard rather than being directly asked, then quickly disappear afterwards. She takes a sip and nods appreciatively. ]
I know full well that there are those who mistreat their servants and staff. [ this at least she sounds genuinely displeased with. ] It is to the detriment of all involved parties.
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Date: 2018-07-31 03:59 pm (UTC)Mistreat them how?
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Date: 2018-07-31 06:09 pm (UTC)[ she takes another sip ]
It does not end well for anyone. Such poorly treated staff often get their vengeance in one way or another. One lady who beat her maid repeatedly found a rival's Bard added quietly to the guest list of one of her parties and was summarily poisoned. The maid was found out, unfortunately. I cannot recall what happened to her, but I imagine whatever it was she faced it rather victoriously.
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Date: 2018-07-31 06:17 pm (UTC)There was a woman from a few neighborhoods over who was a servant to a magician and dumped boiling tea right in his lap. Got sent to the Tower, and they published her confessions before the execution. I don't think it's possible to go out really victorious, when powerful people who hate you have got a hold of you.
[ A breath. Right. Cheerful, cheerful. ]
But I'm sure it was really satisfying at the time.
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Date: 2018-07-31 07:13 pm (UTC)[ ya girl was born and raised in a feudalistic Divine Right monarchy in a country that contains the seat of the Southern Chantry's power. whatever her religious beliefs or lack thereof, any denial of those concepts is near unthinkable. ]
That said, it is the responsibility of those who have it to care for those below them, and subverting that in either direction brings consequence. That it often rides harder on those lower in society is regrettable, I grant.
[ it is at this time that two attendants appear with the necessary tools and begin to quietly set themselves up on the outsides of the lounges. shortly thereafter Lexie adjusts herself so that she can comfortably offer her hand to the woman near her while still looking at Kitty. ]
But! What happened to our delightful conversation about terrible handkerchiefs, the existence of which is an affront to the Maker himself? If there is one such, surely you must have other stories.
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Date: 2018-07-31 07:24 pm (UTC)[ She shakes off her funk. Or tries to. She can't help herself, though, saying instead - ]
Do you really think it's been ordained that way?
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Date: 2018-07-31 07:51 pm (UTC)The righteous destruction of terrible handkerchiefs? Of course.
[ okay, okay, she promised. 'but so did you,' says the look she passes over to Kitty. ]
As to the other, I do. The alternative is that there is no true order to the world at all. If everything were accident combined with man's devising, then there is no reason to respect any structure of any society, nor any reason save what one can dream up for oneself to care for those within it. 'You ought to because I think it is good to do so and I say so' has far less power than 'so it has been ordained'.
[ another sip of her drink, mostly for punctuation. ]
And I trust the motivations of men far less than I trust the motivations of the Maker.
[ and she doesn't even think about the Maker all that often. ]
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Date: 2018-07-31 07:58 pm (UTC)Well, I was born about as low as you can get. Born to die in a factory or die after pouring boiling tea in a magician's lap. And - oh, sorry.
[ She's accidentally yanked her hand out of the attendant's grip as she's gestured broadly to emphasize her point. Rather embarrassed, she hands it back over, then goes on: ]
Anyway. I've never seen any sense to it. I'm cleverer than nine-tenths of those who are supposed to be my betters, and more thoughtful, and better-read, and harder-working. It doesn't make sense that if there's a Maker or something like him, he'd want me to serve people who frankly aren't half so good as me. The only thing that makes sense is that they had the good fortune to be born in the right circumstances.
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